January 14, 2011

Mutt and Jeff (a.k.a. Jephia)

For a few months now, I have affectionately referred to my dear children as Mutt and Jeff.  Yes, affectionately.  And this name is well earned.  My parents were visiting last weekend and got to witness the mayhem themselves.  For example.....

Mom, Dad and I were sitting in the living room at one point and the kids were playing.  Seth and Leah walked from the living room into the dining room where we couldn't see them.  They were gone 30 seconds.  Maybe.  The next thing I heard was my chandelier.  Huh?  Mom and I jumped up in time to see BOTH Seth ands Leah, standing tall on the dining room table.  Um, no.  That's not going to work.  And, yes, Leah was there too.  Even though she's a tiny little thing, she can sure do some climbing!

Later, mom and I were cleaning up dinner and the kids were playing.  I didn't pay attention to what Seth was doing, but he was busy.  It soon became clear.  He took Maggie's food bowl and dumped the left over dinner water in her bowl.  Then he got a bowl from the play kitchen and dumped some of the water from Maggie's bowl into the play bowl.  Once he was done with this (and very proud of himself) Seth and Leah laid flat on the ground and lapped up water out of their bowls like a dog.  Nice.  I rolled my eyes; mom laughed, and we told them that we weren't going to drink that way.

Last, the kids were playing under my covers one evening while Eveline was cooking.  I was upstairs with them until I ran down to grab something.  Upon my return, I heard Seth saying, "One more for Leah Grace and one for Seth!"  What was he doing?  Handing out my synthroid (for hypothyroid) to each of them.  Oh. My. Goodness.  I grabbed the bottle, counted pills, checked their mouths, and breathed a sigh of relief that Seth had his precious gum to keep him from taking in anything else.  Crisis averted.  (Barely)

These situations are funny to me because no one has gotten hurt.  But really.  People.  These two need to sit down!  Seth was never ornery like this until Leah arrived.  And Leah is a little enabler, lifting Seth up onto the cupboard (not.even.kidding.) and cheering him on.  Oh brother.  And they look like such sweet angels....  :)

Loving it!

January 8, 2011

My Babies

Yes, a princess lives here.
Princess Leah Grace.


Welcome home, Princess.


My other baby loves trains.  (I think that fact is well-established).  He has a letter train with all 26 letters of the alphabet.  This morning, he was playing trains while Leah and I were getting dressed.  After we were done and he had moved on to some other vehicle with wheels, this is what I found in my bed:

If you just set those letters up you have it:
S-E-T-H
Yep.  He's brilliant.
That's my boy!!!

January 5, 2011

I love trains!

One of Seth's favorite all-time books is called, "I Love Trains."  We have been reading it for years.  Literally.  But the last few months, the book hasn't been out, so imagine my surprise when I heard Seth playing this morning, exclaiming, "Trains, trains, trains, I LOVE trains!"  This went on for hours.  Seth's mantra is the first line of the book and the way he would emphasize "LOVE" was almost more than I could handle.  It was hysterical.  But, yes, love trains he does.









On another note, for a few months now, Seth has had the "okays" going.  Huh?  Well, it goes like this.  You ask him any question and if the answer is "yes" or if he likes that the question implies, the answer is, "Okay!"  Never "Yes," just "Okay!"  It's pretty hilarious. 

Welllllll, we have a copy cat living in our house.  Her name is Leah Grace.  And just this week.... yep, you guessed it.  She has adopted the "Okay."  Since she pretty much says one syllable, it sounds more like "k."  But if you ask her a question, "Leah, are you ready for night-night?"  "K."  "Leah do you want to eat?"  "K."  "Leah, do you love Grandma?" "K." Eveline and I almost split a gut laughing today.  Ohhhh, I so want to be like my big brother!  Oy!  (Also very good at spitting these days....  Never a dull moment!)

January 2, 2011

Just Another Toddler Sunday

So far today, I've pulled used diapers out of the toilet (close, but not quite, my dear), mopped up two inches of standing water off the floor of my bathroom (after the terrific twosome bathed), mopped the same water up off the kitchen floor and the basement floor (yep, water travels), swept up Rice Krispies (as in, the entire box of them), changed Leah's clothes three times (Giardia be gone!!), reset the train on the tracks a dozen times after playing with all the trains in the house, helped a few hundred airplanes take off, and replaced Leah's socks after removal about two million times. (Okay. Maybe not that last one). I also had the following conversation:

Mommy: Seth, it is (past) time for your nap.

Seth: Annie Clare go too.

Mommy: Um, no. Seth go take a nap and Annie Clare go home.

Seth: But Annie Clare snuggle Seth.

Mommy: No, Annie Clare doesn't take naps, is not snuggling you, and you guys wouldn't settle down and sleep anyway.

Annie Clare: Yes, I do take naps sometimes and we would really sleep.  Really!!

Mommy: No. It's time to sleep Seth, and Annie Clare I'm taking you home.


Really?!?! We are having these conversations??? To be clear, Seth just had his first sleep over last week so it's on his mind. And he doesn't know the "boy girl" thing yet. Particularly with a single, not dating mama. :) But still!! Oy vey. I'm turning this issue over to Annie Clare's parents, who are way more experienced than me. Haha.

All that and the day ain't over yet.  Welcome to toddler world -- Steiner style.

January 1, 2011

Resolution Mania

When I was in high school, I ran cross country and track -- long distance.  I was good; some people said I was "great" but I don't think I ever reached that status because I was a head case.  Haha.  Seriously, though, when we were running against one or two schools, at a small "meet" when no one was around, I would win.  Personal records, school records, fast times.  But then the "big" meets would come along.  Invitationals.  State-qualifying meets.  More PRs?  Hmm.  Not so much.  I would freeze and jog and panic.  Ugh.  This resulted in perpetual goals.  At this meet, I want to get a PR.  At that meet, I want to qualify for State.  At State, I want to make Top Ten.  Those goals were oft missed and disappointment reigned.  And I spent a fair amount of time beating myself up about it.  Double ugh.

How like New Year's Resolutions is that?  We make them and break them.  But maybe it's because we are resolving the wrong things.  We resolve to eat less and work out more.  Stop smoking.  Manage money better.  Blog more (haha).  Those are all good things, in this life.  But as a Believer, aren't those the wrong things to resolve?  It got me thinking about about what God would say about our resolutions.  Here are some of the things I want for my family this year.


FORGIVE more.  Matt. 18:21-23

Be HUMBLE.  1 Peter 5:5-6

GIVE more.  Deut. 15:10

SERVE more.  Matt. 25:34-46

Be more GENEROUS. 1 Tim. 6:17-19

Seek PEACE.  Ps. 34:14

Be KIND(er).  Luke 6:27-31

Be RESPONSIBLE.  Col. 3:23

Who among us can reach these seemingly impossible standards?  Scripture says, None of us; not even one.  (Rom. 3:10) Which is what makes the next resolution sooooo important:

REPENT more.  Jer. 31:19 

Repent.  Maybe the key to all of our resolutions is to REPENT when we fail to succeed on the first try.  Repent and renew.  Repent and start again.  A new creation.  Restarting and renewing, every. single. day.  Lam. 3:22-23.  "Run with endurance the race that is set before us.  Fixing our eyes on JESUS, the author and perfecter of faith."  Heb. 12:1-2.

So this year, rather than getting frustrated by "failing" at resolutions and throwing up my hands in disgust at myself, I am going to restart and renew and remember that Jesus paid the price for my failure long ago and that I don't need to pay it again. 

Happy New Year, friends!  May your family grow in the things that God resolves for us all.

December 26, 2010

Christmas Clean

So the truth is, I needed a break.  Into the bath you go!  As you can see, Leah insists on filling it TO THE TOP!

The two of them treat it more like a swimming pool than a bathing spot. 

This is the girl who was "expressionless" just three months ago.  Or better put, had only one expression.  Yea, not so much any more! 


When I announce that the bath is over, the two of them dive (no exaggeration) under the water and "hide" from me.  Hilarious and a little nuts.   
Seth is under.... and Leah is done.  :) 

Oh brother!

Christmas 2010

Starting with Christmas Eve....
We have a new tradition.
An ornament a year.

Seth got a train (imagine that)
that says "Seth 2010"

Leah got a Snowman that says,
"Leah 2010" 

We'll see how many years it takes them to figure out the tradition.  Ha. 
Christmas morning was not so early.
Praise God! 

Stockings were up first.
Leah wasn't feeling great and was thoroughly confused. 
Seth went for it! 
And then he saw the ONE thing he wanted.
A monorail. 
(Yes, Holly.  He remembered.  Was taking about it for days!!!)
I shouldn't have gotten him anything else. 
For Leah?  It was the Tic Tacs.
Done.  Oh brother. 
And the apple.  :) 

Didn't much feel like a princess this weekend..... 

Seth liked Leah's bath toys! 
But then the fun began!
What's under here???




And what's under Leah's blanket??? 





Leah got a jewelry box. 




And a bunch of coloring stuff. 

Leah gave Seth "Zephie" from Chuggington.
And Seth gave Leah her name in trains.
See any themes here??? 
Then Leah opened Grandma and Papa's present.
Yahooo! 


And Lola's present. 


Seth got something from Lola too! 


And the last thing missing is Papa and Grandma's present to Seth.  It is an awesome road system (and tracks) that hook into the garage to make a whole city.  What fun!  I'm sure there will be plenty of pictures of that to come since Seth can't get enough of it!
Merry Christmas!!!