September 18, 2010

Heard Today Around Our 'Hood

  • No, Seth, the curtains are not strong enough for you to swing on.
  • Seth, please don't jump off the top of the couch. You will get a BIG ouwie.
  • The phone and computer chargers are not toys!
  • Do not crash your trucks and trains unless you are okay if they break.
  • Do NOT pull Annie's tail or you will have a time out!
  • Mommy's brush is for gentle brushing; not for hitting Mommy on the head.
  • If you hit Maggie she WILL bite you.
  • Please stop wailing.  I need to have a one minute conversation on the phone.
  • No, you may not cross the street without Mommy.
  • Yes, when you jump on the bed like a maniac, you will sometimes fall off.
  • Why are you pouring the water all over the floor rather than in the cups?  (Like I said, Holly, he's crazy....)
  • BE CAREFUL!
  • No, you may not use the computer.
  • The paper comes out of the printer; trying to jam it back in is not going to work.
  • Mommy said, "NO!"
(sigh)  I'm exhausted.  When did my sweet, gentle boy become such a wild man???  :-)
Saaavvvveeee me!!!!

3 comments:

Peg Ballinger said...

When he was born..ur just seeing it now!! haha You know, spanking does help a lot at least for out right disobedience..especially for strong willed kiddos. Does he get any? love you and praying!

Michelle Riggs said...

Seth sounds a lot like Landis. What a cutie!

Badman Family said...

Love it Deb...Seth is just a normal BOY! I am finding myself saying all those same things to Andrew and thinking what in the world is wrong with you boy? haha After all these girls, he's quite a change! Love it. -Holly